The Kids

Greg:

• You are the greatest, grooviest, most understanding person in the whole world.
• Stick around kid watch me throw her out, come on loser.
• These are my working threads.
• Remember we're talking man to man, not kid to man man to man, but man to man man to man.
• Kids, what do they know about life?
• Good morning Mike, Good morning Carol.
• These are my working threads, know what I mean?
• Audios Johnny Bravo
• It was a kiki blast the guys really got it together and wailed and bent the gig outa shape.
• Jan...Jan....Jan look out!
• Jan you dingaling.
• I have something to tell you professor, your beans are burning.
• What am I going to do about my hair!
• bbgsing: Greg's song, first verse "Pony's never ran before..."(98k zip)
• He's an all time, all American, grade A creep, besides being a jerk, a goof and a double dingbat.

Marcia:

• Imagine me, Mrs. Marcia Dentist.
• Marcia Brady you're noble and beautiful.
• Mom!
• Hi and bye small fry.
• It all sounds so sweet and goodie goodie.
• Jan if boys don't find you attractive don't blame it on me.
• Oh my nose!
• Hey you guys..." thump "...oh my nose.
• Something suddenly came up.
• I'm ugly, ugly, ugly!
• Jan how could you be so stupid.
• If were all supposed to be created equal then I guess that means girls as well as boys.
• Jan I think it looks awful
• My dream of dreams is to be Mrs. Desi Arnez Jr..
• I hate High School!  I hate it!  I hate it !"
• I'm looking forward to the intellectual stimulation.
• Ghost (Marcia) Let me out, I need air. Give me air!(130kb)
• We can make some grooy dresses!
• Gee Harvey Gosh!

Peter 

• If you were discovered on American soil it could mean both our necks.
• Pete: "What's that wild scent your wearing?" Date: "Buttered popcorn."
• I never thought of it that way.
• Here's my sister, the new Jan Brady!
• Abracadabra, disappear!
• Abracadabra, return from beyond!
• How could I be so stupid?
• I am a little sunflower, sunny brave and true, from tiny bud to blossom I do good deeds for you.
• Wow!
• Bad luck come and get me.
• I got fired.
• Pork chops and applesauce.
• Your a super creep!
• The whole truth by Scoop Brady
• I'm building a volcano and when I'm finished I'm going to make it erupt and smoke's gonna come out and lava's gonna ooze all over the place.
• Mom, dad, I can't go, its my fault, I broke the vase.

Jan

• He's married, Dr.Vogal, he's got a wife, family, maybe even a dog.
• I didn't think about it that way.
• Wow!
• He's one of the nicest boys in school and he thinks I'm super cool.
• Gee Thanks!
• There goes your last excuse it's not the freckles it's just dumb old you.
• Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
• Glasses. Oh no mom not glasses, I'll look positively goofy.
• If I'm dumb your super dumb!
• Jan Brady's the most popular girl in school.
• Proves that everybody feels sorry for little Jan Brady the loser. That's exactly what I am a born loser.
• I do have confidence, I'm confident that I'm a no talent loser.
• I'm strictly a no talent I'll never be good at anything, never!

Bobby

• I just gotta get a trophy, I just gotta get one.
• I lost...again.
• Women, one nice word and you get all wet.
• I'm not giving you this 'cause I like you or nothing but my piggy bank was getting too full.
• Well I guess women are ok for some things.
• I never thought of it that way.
• You little fink!
• I'm a pee wee, I'll always be a pee wee.
• You're off your rocker.
• I guess I'm what you call a little stinker.
• She always says don't play ball in the house.
• Pick me I've got personality, I'm a living doll.

Cindy

• I was a real dumb-dumb
• The lysp in action: This ith hith thithter thindy
• When I think of your face an awful cute dimples from head to toe I get goose pimples.
• I've got a secret, I've got a secret!
• Dear Mr. Nameth, my name is Bobby Brady and I'm very, very sick.
• You stop that!
• He's better than a doctor he's Santa Claus
• Greg's smoking!
• Hi I'm Cindy what's your name?
• I am so a lady and if you say I'm not I'll bop you.
• "Want a piece of licorice?"  Bobby "yeah!"  Evil Cindy "I bet you do!"

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