Parents, Alice, Guests, Groups

Mike

• Stop moping around.
• Honey I'm Home!"
• Carol!
• You women just don't understand.
• Go figure a woman, even one her size.
• I think we'll all have a groovy time.
• Hi Honey!
• Well I hope you've learned something from all this.
• I hope you've learned something from all this.
• It doesn't take a Jack Frost to recognize a snow job.
• Wow! You can ride my range anytime.
• Mr Dugan "I see who wears the pants in this family." Mike "You better leave before I toss you out on the seat of yours."
• The boys might as well learn at an early age that girls are going to cost them money the rest of their lives.
• A stirred of up bunch of women can save almost anything, except maybe money.

Carol

• You shouldn't put down  a loser Cindy because you might be one yourself someday, remember that.
• Mike do something!
• Bobby, Cindy!
• Fun is fun but sometimes you can carry a joke too far.
• Money and fame are very important things but sometimes there are things that are more important, like people.
• You look groovy.
• Oh Mike
• Oh Alice
• Excuse me Mr. Dugan frail is one thing I am not.
• Golf isn't a game it's a form of torture.

Alice

• Brady Residence!
• Yahtahi!
• I'm pussycat Alice.
• It's my hula, my'hu'went one way and my'la'went the other.
• Mrs. Brady the suds are calling you.
• Alice on modern music
• Alice's far out speech (113kb)
• I got my old job back Mr. Foster and I'm never gonna leave it again.
• One fruit cup too much caramel sundae makes too much Marsha.
• They just call me Alice Available.
• Leaping Caterpillars!

Group Discussions (with 2 or more Bradys)

Mike and Carol

• Carol "Honey you don't understand women at all."  Mike"That makes me a charter member of a very large fraternity."
• Carol "Hi Honey", Mike "Hi Sweetheart" and their kiss
• Mike and Carol "Good night dear, good night honey."
• Carol "How do you want you coffee?"  Mike "Black and with a smile."
• Mike & Carol lecture"Your mother and I don' like what just happened...." (116kb)
• Mike: "Visualize the face of Liz Taylor, body of Raquel Welch and bank account of Queen Liz." Carol: "Poor thing too bad she's a loser."

The Kids

• Marcia "A high school boy really thinks I'm groovy?" Greg "A lot of people think your groovy."
• Cindy "Remember us? We're the Brady family." Bobby "You mean we used to be, now we're the Brady braves."
• Bobby "If I were a doll were would I go?" Greg "To me sweetheart!"
• Greg and Bobby "Mom always says don't play ball in the house."
• Cindy and Marcia "How do you think Kitty Kary-All would look with black hair?" "The same as Jan...silly"
• Jan "Do you know who has the biggest mouth in the whole wide world next to you? Cindy "Who?" Jan "Nobody!"
• Bobby "You better find a new creep to go out with." Marcia "It takes one to know one." Bobby "Then you two should be very happy together." (105kb)
• Jan "Don't you want to get married?" Greg "Sure when I've got nothing else to live for."
• Cindy: "Do you think I ought to have my ears pierced?" Marcia: "Cindy the last thing you need is two more holes in your head."
• Marcia(a.k.a. Debby)"I might have known I'd find another woman here." Greg: "You caught me at a bad time I usually have 3 or 4."

• Cindy "They said I talk funny." Mike "What?"
• Carol "Hi mom here's a kiss for ya."  Bobby "Hi mom here's a kiss for ya."
• Bobby "You mean she's in love?  Uck!"  Mike "Bobby love isn't all uck."
• Greg "Marcia is a really groovy girl." Alice "You know she's groovy and I know she's groovy but she doesn't know she's groovy."
• Bobby "You have to stay your the dad." Mike "That's very true."
• Mike "Well Bob what can you do?" Bobby "I can finger paint and glue things."
• Mike "You ok sweetheart?"  Marcia "You don't call a frontier scout sweetheart.
• Marcia "A high school boy asked me to go to the pizza parlor." Carol "Oh a high school boy, aren't we growing up?"
• Mike "A wise man forgets his anger..."  Marcia "...before he lies down to sleep."
• Greg "I never should have gotten involved with a beast like that." Mike "That's a horrible way to talk about a girl"
• Marcia "Boys who needs 'em?" Jan "Yea who needs 'em." Marcia "I guess we do if we're ever going to get married."(102kb)
• Mike "Sam, take good care of our girl."  Sam "Sure thing Mr. Brady."
• Carol "Alice you take all the time you need." Alice "Thanks but Sam can never stay awake very long after we've been bowling."
• Alice:"Don't drag me into this I'm strictly middle of the road." Greg: "Which is were you find 90% of the women drivers blocking traffic...I thought that was funny."

Everybody Else

• Skip Farnum What happens when you put a camera on a bunch of squares? They flip out.
• Skip Farnum Yeah Groovy!
• Buddy Hinton Baby talk, baby talk , it's a wonder you can walk.
• Davy Jones How 'bout the flip side?
• Tommy Hey man, there just plain cigarettes.
• Tiger Woof
• Sam Alice you've got a heart as big as a cow.
• Skip Farnum My nice natural family is just a bunch of ...
• Mr. Collins Jesse James was a mean dirty killer..a mean....(91k zip)
• Alan Anthony Marcia, you act real crazy sometimes but your still the grooviest looking girl in the whole school
• Cathy Cheerleader F-F-fil-L-L-lmo-O-O-ore-Filmore Jr. High!(101kb)
• Professor A word of thanks you saved my beans.
• Chief "Mr. Brady you have large tribe you are a man among men."  Carol "Well he did have a little help you know."
• You are a superstar, you are the new Johnny Bravo!
• Mr. Hanolay I did nothing wrong.
• Oliver I think your mom has a problem discussing sex.
• Sam Alice's face is my inspiration, I see her face in every bowling ball her figure in every bowling pin.
• Sam Then it's Gus from the supermarket, I see the way he looks at you when your squeezing the melons!
• Sam Your going out with the milk man.  I should have known when I stopped by last Tuesday I heard the way he rattled your bottles.

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